NOW ARE THESE 2 JOKES FUNNY or NOT?

The first one is pretty good, but the second one- not so much. The last thing a big overed blond would want is to be pregnant with some obstetrician's baby- she would just want him to be her sugar daddy. Maybe if the wife burst in and said "that better be a pair of forceps you have rammed up that lady's crotch or you are in serious trouble!!" that might be funnier